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    <title>All Things Stupid</title>
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    <lastBuildDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:25:01 PST</lastBuildDate>
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    <copyright>Copyright 2007.</copyright>
    <category>Religion &amp; Beliefs</category>
    <category>Science &amp; Nature</category>
    <category>Politics (new)</category>
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      <title>Test Post</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/14.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:21:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This site is stupid since it's been broken for days.
 
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      <title>Collectable TV Guides</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/13.html</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 16:04:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>One of the cheapest things a magazine can do to increase its circulation is to print issues with multiple covers and then call them &quot;collectable.&quot;  I guess this is okay if it's a magazine that you might save anyway, but when TV Guide does it, it's just stupid.  Who really wants to save old TV Guides?

What's worse is that TV Guide doesn't even limit itself to TV shows.  They recently just had a &quot;Star Wars&quot; set of covers.  Hello!  You're TV Guide, not MOVIE Guide.

The latest stupid thing that TV Guide has done is a set of Elvis covers.  Now I do realize that there is a TV movie coming out... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=13</comments>
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      <title>Stupid things that make me happy</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/12.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 04:48:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Yes, it's wrong to derive pleasure from the misfortunes of others, but these stories make me smile:




Aaron Carter's SUV hits a mattress and explodes - 
First of all, the guy is fine, so it's okay to make fun of him.  Second of all, he's Aaron Carter, so it's okay to make fun of him.  Third, his Cadillac Escalade hits a mattress and explodes.  It's like straight from The Simpsons or something.


Kobe Bryant's Jersey is no longer popular - 
It's satisfying to know that rapists aren't popular anymore.  We'll just leave it at that.

Ashlee Simpson booed off stage at Orange Bowl -... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=12</comments>
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      <title>Monster Park</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/11.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The football stadium for the San Francisco 49ers was originalyl named &quot;Candlestick Park&quot; since it was built on Candlestick Point, on the San Francsisco Bay.  Like so many stadiums, it was renamed after a corporation that paid big bucks.  We had to endure &quot;3COM Park&quot; for may years, although most of us still called in Candlestick Park (or &quot;The Stick&quot;) since no one paid us any money.

Fast forward to today, and the stadium is now called &quot;Monster Park.&quot;  I had assumed that monster.com, the job company, had paid for it.  However, only recently did I learn that Monster Cables, who makes stereo... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=11</comments>
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      <title>&quot;Hollywood Hates Kevins&quot; get its own page</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/10.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 18:55:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I've created a whole new blog devoted to the subject of Hollywood's disdane for characters named Kevin.  Visit the new  Hollywood Hates Kevins  blogsite.</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=10</comments>
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      <title>Big soap</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/9.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:09:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Today is election day in the US, so naturally with all sorts of hot topics to talk about today, I chose to complain about soap.  Yup, soap.  My wife bought some &quot;deluxe&quot; soap, which may, or may not, be nice soap.  I'll never know since it's just too big to handle.  This stuff has the mass of 4 or 5 bars of normal soap, and it's in the shape of a football.  Maybe it's easy to hold when it's new, and dry, and in a plastic wrapper.  But when it's wet and soapy (did I mention that it's soap?) it's impossible to hold with just one hand.  This is definitely not soap that you want to take to prison... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=9</comments>
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      <title>Entertainment Tonight Sucks</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/8.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 10:06:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This show is pissing me off more and more.  I used to watch it all of the time, but then I got tired of it and stopped.  Recently, it snuck back onto my TV and all of the reasons why I hate that show started to flood back.

The worst thing about this show is its phoniness.  Whatever they are talking about is &quot;it&quot; and if you're not into &quot;it&quot; then you're a loser.  They talk about anything like it's the most important thing in the world: Will static cling affect the Oscars?  Stay tuned!  How can these talking heads stay so interested in such asinine things day in and day out?  It's no wonder... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=8</comments>
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      <title>The Mighty Wombat reads my brain</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/7.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:52:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I've always had a hard time explaining to my hippie parents why I'm a Republican.
I've had a similarly hard time explaining to many other Republicans why
the GOP has major problems and why I'm voting for Kerry (or techincally, against
G.W. Bush).  Leave it to my friend, the Mighty Wombat to write a wonderful essay that
expresses my own ideas so well.  It's like he ripped my own thoughts from my
brain and wrote then down.

The only thing that I would add to his writing is that GOP's problems stem from the
unholy alliance it has with the bible-thumping religious right.  These morally... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=7</comments>
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      <title>Yet Another Fat Guy and Hot Wife</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 18:37:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>CBS is going to launch another Fat-Guy-Hot-Wife show, this one called Center of the Universe starting John Goodman, king of the fat guys.  I already talked about all of the existing shows like this, and now there is another.  Sheesh!

I'm not the first person to notice this trend, 

this article also mentions it in passing.

The irony is that Goodman used to star in the original &quot;Fat Man and Fat Wife&quot; show, aka  Roseanne, that gave the whole blue collar sitcom genre its start.  We've now come full circle, just
with a little liposuction.</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=6</comments>
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      <title>Hollywood hates Kevins</title>
      <link>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 00:34:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I've been a Kevin for almost 40 years now (yikes!) and I've noticed something.  Hollywood
hates Kevins.  I don't mean actors named Kevin, there's no problem there.  Kevin Spacey, Kevin Klein, Kevin Costner, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Smith...there is a pretty good list of Kevin's getting work out there.  Hell, Britney Spears even married a guy named Kevin, so we're good there.
The problem is with the writers.  They hate Kevins.  Almost always, characters named Kevin are the jerk, the outcast, the weirdo or the psycho.

I first noticed it long ago watching an episode of the original Star Trek... (more)</description>
      <comments>http://stupidthings.blogdrive.com/comments?id=5</comments>
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